Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
Les Miserables:Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera:Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Wicked:Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story:Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
Grease:If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Cats:Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.