robertdowwneyjr: robertdowwneyjr: i framed a picture of rdj in my house, you think im kidding but im not i moved it to my living room next to my tv guys
barricadeponine: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
youvegottthelove: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together? my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie